Why is life easier for men ?

• Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
  
  
• Your orgasms are real. Always.
  
  
• Your last name stays put.
  
  
• The garage is all yours.
  
  
• Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
  
  
• Chocolate is just another snack.
  
  
• You can be president.
  
  
• You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
  
  
• Foreplay is optional.
  
  
• You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
  
  
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  
  
• You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
  
  
• The world is your urinal.
  
  
• Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
  
  
• You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
  
  
• You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc. around your reproductive system.
  
  
• Same work. . .more pay.
  
  
• Wrinkles add character.
  
  
• You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustment.
  
  
• Wedding dress $2000. . .tux rental $100.
  
  
• If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
  
  
• People never glance/stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  
  
• Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
  
  
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  
  
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  
  
• Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
  
  
• Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
  
  
• Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice any thing different.
  
  
• going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.
  
  
• No pantyhose.
  
  
• ONE mood, all the time. (Ladies, you know this one is a big FAT LIE!!!)