*Here is a site that tells it like it is !
Know your legal rights concerning illegal search and siezure !
Dare For Dollars.....amazing what people will do for a few greenbacks!
I Bet You Will.....still amazing what people will do for a few greenbacks!
Lonely?...Head to the bar armed with these horrendous pickup lines !
The YinYang is real...
the martial arts teach us to be better than ourselves !
Check out the oldest military treatise in the world, SUN TZU ON THE ART OF WAR !
First translated from the Chinese to English in 1905. It's amazing that a work 2400 years old contains lessons worth consideration by the soldier of today.
Take network security into your own hands by downloading these powerful free network 'testing' tools !
(please use these legally and wisely - white hats only please)
The The Strawberry Music Festival is an experience you will never forget! If you can make it to Northern California on memorial day and labor day weekends and like camping, GOOD people, and wonderful music....join GMO, guitar, and friends at Camp Mather located in beautiful Yosemite National Park. Tickets go fast...get yours soon!
Check out these Check out The OnLine Bartender, how to make hundreds of drinks, how to cure a hangover, drinking games, etc...
*One of the exquisite pleasures of life is sipping a few shots of The Macallan, the finest Scotch Whiskey GMO has tasted to date!
"full of flavor....a complex of sherry, maltiness, slight smokiness, flowering currant and Calvados-like tones, with its own distinctive dryness, roundness, and depth. It is a malt with big, bold, clear tones from aroma to finish. It is beautifully composed as a whole, gives you a cool buzz and tastes good too!"
Click here for Optical Disillusion !
Click here for Real Life Lessons Learned From Movies !
Click here for Thoughts from Great Thinkers !
*GMO is searching for this women !
Please email GMO if you recognize yourself...
Attention All...... Blow Job Etiquette !
Attention All...... Why life is easier for men !
Attention Women...... how to please your man !
Attention Men...... how to please your woman ! (Thanks, Mokosh!)
Attention Men and Women.....Men and Women Compared !
If Men and Women could swap parts....
The FRENCH are
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We saved their sorry asses in WWI and WWII and the bastards wouldn't even permit us to use their airspace when we bombed Khadaffi, the Libyan terrorist. These worthless fucks continue to side with IRAQ and IRAN both politically and economically....the rude arrogant communist pompous asslickers wouldn't deserve the sweat off our dirty balls if they were dying of thirst! These slime buckets are a discredit to all people with honor.
Nous avons sauvegardŽ leurs ‰nes dŽsolŽs dans WWI et WWII et les b‰tards ne nous permettraient pas mme d'utiliser leur cubage quand nous avons bombardŽ Khadaffi, le terroriste libyen. Ces baises sans valeur continuent ˆ dŽgrossir avec l'cIrak et l'cIran politiquement et Žconomiquement... des asslickers pompous communistes arrogants grossiers de.the ne mŽriterait pas la sueur outre de nos boules modifiŽes si elles Žtaient mort de la soif! Ces positions de boue sont un doute ˆ toutes les personnes avec l'honneur.
The only redeeming factor about the French is their rolling papers....
Fuck all singers named Neil (and Vince Gill).
Neil Diamond, Neil Sedaka, Neil Young, Vince Gill.......they can all kneel and suck the big one as far as GMO's concerned.
*Here are the Darwin Award Nominee's, the Darwin Awards are for those folks who contribute to the gene pool by dying in spectacularly stupid ways before they breed (thankfully).
*Find out how easter eggs are really made !
*Install your sense of humor!
This is GMO's favorite T-Shirt for a true lady!
*If Soccer Teams looked like this , the NFL would have something to worry about....
*Live by these rules you will be a happy person!
*Go here to find 101 ways to make life more enjoyable for you and the poor bastards around you!
*Do you have an interest in potential proof of UFO's based on facts and the laws of physics?.....then check out this interesting message from the ex-CEO and founder of US WEB !
*Check out these Actual Sports Quotations!
*Check out these individual quotes that were taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.!
*Check out Barbie's Great Adventure!
* Reggie Hauser and Fish.....GMO has known the RegMeister for going on 23 years. He is a good man and GMO is proud to be associated with a gentleman of his caliber! (Fish used to live in Lake Travis, Austin, Texas)
* LONBO BATES and Chief Mayfield.....You are true friends and good men!
KMO's Web Page.....Leader of the San Antonio Division of sickone.com ! Go Spurs !
Howzit! He aha ka mea hou? Anyone from Hawaii; PLEASE sign GMO's guestbook and/or send GMO email at the bottom of this page.....MUCH MAHALO...... Ì hui hou k‹kou, Brothas and Sistas!
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